“Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.” KnowsShouldYearsBookHumorFunnyBaseballExesTeammate Author:Jerry Coleman
“Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.” HumorFunnyRichBaseballThrowingThrowing Up Author:Jerry Coleman
“You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.” IfsAsksLiableDownsizing Author:Jerry Coleman
“I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.” MadeHumorFunnyMistakeCoupleBaseball Author:Jerry Coleman
“Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.” ThinkingSometimesHumorBigsFunnyGrowsHeardTreeBaseballSquirrelsAcorns Author:Jerry Coleman
“The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.” HumorFunnyFiveFourBaseballHaitian Author:Jerry Coleman
“Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.” HumorFunnyDrugBaseballHatsAbusersDrug AbuseHats Off Author:Jerry Coleman
“It was a death struggle every day being a Yankee you either won or you lost. There was no second place. Half of us were nuts by the end of a season.” EndsLostHalfStruggleSeasonsNutsYankeesSecond Place Author:Jerry Coleman
“When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.” PlayHumorHandsFunnyLosesBaseball Author:Jerry Coleman