“He's the Italian version of my father. I don't know if he's Italian or not.” Quote by Shaquille O'Neal
“I don't think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me - Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura... It's not that I blame him, I just wish he'd go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don't whine. When he whines, that's when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.” ThinkingFightingNamesWishHeardBasketballBlameFrankTacticsManlyLaura Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby.” ThinkingBabyBasketballHey Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.” IfsSticksNbaNeedlesRefereeBootyOuch Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“The NBA is fairy tale and real life mixed together.” RealTogetherReal LifeTalesFairyNbaFairy TaleReferee Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“Keep in mind, I'm not allowed to be tough. I'm tamed.” MindToughNbaRefereeTamed Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out.” KindPlayTroubleEggsNbaShellsFoulReferee Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“When I retire, I'm going after his job. If I don't make sheriff, I'm going after his job. He's not that good. You can quote me on that.” IfsJobsNbaRetiringRefereeSheriffs Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I'm the first player in history that doesn't want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.” WantFirstsStillsPlayPlayerTroubleDefenseNbaFoulReferee Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple, you're going to say 'ouch.' A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.” IfsNbaFoulRefereeNipplesOuch Author:Shaquille O'Neal