“It's really easy to create a $1 billion company - you just have to solve a $10 billion problem.” Quote by Naveen Jain
“Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you complaining about? You know what I get? 'Wassup?” KnowsWorldWantPersonsComplainingComplaintsStereotype Author:Godfrey
“My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?” KnowsBelieveSaidAmericaBlackHellColorDon't BelieveComing OutBelieve In Me Author:Godfrey
“I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.” KnowsShowsWould BeStreetsGayPrisonPrisonerCutestReally Gay Author:Godfrey
“Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!” CountryTeachPunishmentOur CountryCustoms Author:Godfrey
“I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.” TryingStillsHeelsAirportsHigh Heels Author:Godfrey
“I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.” ThinkingRealUsedLosesCornyReal Talk Author:Godfrey
“When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!” FeelsKissingDancingFeel GoodBrownKiss MeI Feel Good Author:Godfrey
“Immigrants have been coming here for a long time. The Americans that are afraid of others coming were immigrants once themselves, so they have a lot of nerve. We have a lot of nerve as a country. The only people that should have xenophobia are Native Americans. Everyone else should shut up.” PeopleShouldLongHas BeensCountryLong TimeShould HaveImmigrationNativeImmigrantsNervesNative AmericanShut UpXenophobia Author:Godfrey
“The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!” WantChristianHateOne ThingRocksI HateCleanComicCheatingBros Author:Godfrey
“I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.” PeopleGivingArtKidsFormWishHoursAbilityComedyPaintingBills Author:Godfrey