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“In his autobiography Stravinsky relates that the first music he remembers was made by a peasant, working his hand in his armpit to produce a rhytmic farting.”

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Book:Heartbreak
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Heartbreak

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Craig Raine
Craig Raine

Craig Raine is a British poet born on December 3, 1944. His poetry is known for its unique style and profound themes, widely regarded as an important representative of British poetry in the second half of the 20th century. more

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