“If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?”
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Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert is an American comedian, writer, television host, and political commentator. He is known for his satirical style on the show 'The Colbert Report' and is recognized for his wit and humor, often offering sharp commentary on political and social issues. more
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