“I love it when you ask actors, 'What are you Doing now?' and they say 'I'm between roles'. To be living 'life between roles' that's my favorite” ActorsAsksRolesMy FavoriteLive Life Book:America Source: America
“Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.” MeanAmericaFoundPresidentGroupsTeamEconomicGuiltyPresident ObamaCluelessNot Guilty Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, “It’s a trap, don’t do it!” But President Obama’s tweets are a little different than Anthony Weiner’s. When Obama sends out pictures of something obscene, it’s the unemployment numbers.” LittlesSaidDifferentTodayPresidentNumbersWeekMessagesPresident ObamaTrapsUnemploymentTweetObscene Author:Jay Leno
“Sometimes you can defuse a difficult situation simply by being willing to understand the other person. Often all that people need is to know that someone else cares about how they feel and it attempting to understand their position.” PeopleKnowsNeedsFeelsPersonsSometimesCareDifficultSituationPositionWillingAttemptingDifficult Situations Author:Brian Tracy
“President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.” HousePresidentGolfPresident ObamaWeekendSpeakersHandicapsBiden Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of that golf game? Boehner will be crying over his score and Obama will be giving three explanations as to why his score is actually better than it appears.” GivingTwoEndsPlayTogetherThreeGamesHousePresidentImagineCryGolfRoundsExplanationScorePresident ObamaSpeakersGolf Game Author:Jay Leno
“The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that, and everyone at the White House will be looking for jobs.” PeopleMeanJobsHouseWhiteNewsRateWhite HouseUnemploymentGood NewsUnemployment RateLooking For A Job Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.” PeopleAmericaPresidentIsraelLaughedPresident Obama Author:Jay Leno
“Romney raised $10 million. That’s a dollar for every position he’s had on healthcare.” MillionsPositionDollarsRaisedHealthcareRomney Author:Jay Leno
“My liberty is about living. It's about spreading more love. Even though I was always a peaceful, loving individual, my music sometimes didn't reflect that. But now it's different. My music is reflecting the way I feel.” WayFeelsDifferentSometimesIndividualLibertyMusic IsPeacefulReflecting Author:Snoop Dogg