“Call it the Tiger Mom effect: In the business world today, failure is apparently not an option.” Quote by Naveen Jain
“In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.” KnowsMenHeartComedyHonestyJokes Author:Carlos Mencia
“It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.” KnowsWantSometimesUseDoorsOkayRestaurantsToilets Author:Carlos Mencia
“I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.” PeopleIfsBelieveReasonWantedMaterialsDeserveDon't BelieveStealingReason WhyContestsRumor Author:Carlos Mencia
“I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.” PeopleEndsHurtSituationLaughingProductsLaughterJokesCancerRidiculousMake SenseComedianStomachCheeksMaking People Laugh Author:Carlos Mencia
“Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.” RoomsPromiseDressingsI PromiseDressing Rooms Author:Carlos Mencia
“Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?” IdeasNew OrleansRebuilding Author:Carlos Mencia
“If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.” IfsSchoolNamesGoalToughGradesCandy Author:Carlos Mencia
“That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!” WaterWalksNewsAssBitesSharks Author:Carlos Mencia
“I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.” KnowsImportantKidsKnow HowGrewProjectsGrew UpHaving Hope Author:Carlos Mencia
“A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!” KnowsSaidKidsKnow HowEntertainmentBrokeAdviseHow To Be HappyBeing Broke Author:Donnell Rawlings