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“I was just in Las Vegas, where prostitution is legal. Which is a relief because I live in Los Angeles, where it is mandatory.”

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Greg Fitzsimmons

Greg Fitzsimmons is a renowned comedian known for his unique humor style and insightful observations. Born on April 5, 1966, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. Fitzsimmons is beloved by audiences for his performances in television shows, movies, and on stage. more

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