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“I have a very large forehead. I have a pronounced skull. Maybe producers think that there is a lot going on up in there.”

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Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris, born on June 15, 1973, is an American actor, singer, and host. He gained widespread popularity for his role as Lenny Leonard in the television series 'Gilmore Girls'. Harris has achieved great success in Broadway musicals and is known for his versatility and sense of humor. He has won multiple awards for his performances. more

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