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“Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.”

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Jim Davis
Jim Davis

Jim Davis, born on July 28, 1945, is a renowned cartoonist. He is best known for creating the iconic cartoon character Garfield, which first appeared in The New Yorker magazine in 1987 and quickly became one of the most beloved cartoon characters worldwide. more

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