“Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.” WifeNeighborObesityPopcornGluttony Author:Jimmy Buffett
“I get up each morning, gather my wits, pick up the paper and read the obits. If I'm not there, I know I'm not dead, so I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.” IfsKnowsMorningBedPaperPicksWitGet UpBreakfastObesity Author:Pete Seeger
“I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work.” KnowsGivingGirlCan DoTwentiesDollarsFatsOrangeSkirtsObesityFat Girl Author:LL Cool J
“If you ain't got a fat woman, you're making a big mistake, because a big fat woman tastes as good as a T-bone steak.” IfsBigsMistakeTasteBonesFatsObesitySteakBig MistakeFat Women Author:Chick Willis
“Inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive.” AliveCrazyInsecurityObesityDrive Me Crazy Author:Eminem
“Keep food in the fridge, so it don't go stale. When there is nothing left to eat, I bite my nails.” LeftBitesNailsObesityStaleFridges Author:Big Daddy Kane