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“Im just not really attracted to black chicks.”

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Zach Braff, born on April 6, 1975, is an American actor. He gained widespread popularity for his role as Joshua Platt in the television series 'Parks and Recreation', and won the Independent Spirit Award for his lead role in the film 'Garden State'. more

“I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.”

Thinking Home Would Be Felt Clear Stupid Regret Mom One Day Bird Silent My Mom Stuck Worried Drivers Nuts Awkward Traffic Sunny I Regret Busted Jeeps Stuck In Traffic Tweety Bird

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“Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.”

Dream Time Travel Rifles

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“A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.”

People Thinking Way Opportunity Tragedy

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