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“I love Saturday morning cartoons. What do you like to do on a Saturday morning?”

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Wayne Brady, born June 2, 1972, in Columbus, Ohio, is an American actor, comedian, singer, and television host. He gained fame through the improv comedy show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" and has hosted several television programs. Brady is known for his exceptional improvisational skills, comedic timing, and versatility in entertainment, including singing and acting. He has received Emmy nominations and appeared in numerous TV shows and films. more

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