“There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.”
Quote by Matthew Perry
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“When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.”
“There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.”
“The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.”
“My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.”
“Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.”
“It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.”
“I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.”
