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“My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would say, "I don't care how dirty you are up there, just be funny." Because they knew me offstage. They knew I was a good guy. They knew my whole plan of becoming the most exciting comedian, visually, ever. A real rock-and-roll stand-up comic.”

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Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay, born on September 29, 1957, is an influential American comedian known for his crude humor style. He gained significant success in the 1980s and early 1990s, with his albums and television specials widely popular. His work has had a profound impact on the comedy industry, sparking widespread discussions about humor and artistic freedom. more

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