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“[When asked, "What's the craziest thing you have in your bathroom?"] "My cat”

Quote by Martha Stewart

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Martha Stewart, born on August 3, 1941, is an American writer, entrepreneur, and television personality. Known for her expertise in home and garden, she has also established herself as a successful business leader. Stewart is celebrated for her passion for life and attention to detail, with her brand and publications enjoying a vast global fanbase. more

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