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“No two dogs are alike. And yet, all dogs have something in common that makes them dogs, and makes them different from cats. The same goes for men and women. The trouble starts when cats don't realize that dogs are different. Dogs think differently, and perceive the world differently, than cats do. I'm a dog. You're a cat. And a dog knows better what it's like to be a dog than a cat does.”

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Book:Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends: Honest Relationship Advice for Women

Source: Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends: Honest Relationship Advice for Women

“Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat I've ever seen trying to pretend she's a condensed version of War and Peace.”

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Book:Hallowed Murder

Source: Hallowed Murder

“Dogs kind of default to making friends unless provoked. Cats seem to default to making enemies unless convinced otherwise.”

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Book:The 12 Cats of Christmas

Source: The 12 Cats of Christmas

“Oh, that's right. Missy opens doors.”

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Book:The 12 Cats of Christmas

Source: The 12 Cats of Christmas

“I'm not crying, all right? I just have problems with corneal discharge.”

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Author:Thomas Corfield

“Pet Haunts by Stewart Stafford Ghosts pinned my cat to the wall, So I reached out to pick him up, In the strangest flip to our world, They then turned him into a pup! Spectres floated my pet downstairs, Confused as he hovered on a step, Species-fluid doppelgänger mirage, Without moans or chains to schlepp. Dare we dig into this canine tale, Let me lick myself clean and think, Corporeal companions, some not, We all link up as one past the brink. © 2025, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.”

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Author:Stewart Stafford

“Acting jealous was wrong, and Kat felt happy with her life...even if she wished she could brag about how she saved lives and defeated an evil genius today. Sometimes, having a secret identity stunk.”

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Book:Kat Doggers: Superspy: Book 1 of the Kat Doggers Series

Source: Kat Doggers: Superspy: Book 1 of the Kat Doggers Series

“Heald did not understand cats. All his life he had been a dog person, naturally averse to cats due to his allergies. Many of the women that he knew in the city had cats. It couldn’t be as simple as men being “dog people” and women being “cat people”; he knew that was too one- dimensional. Maybe something about cats’ apprehensive and complicated nature drew women to adore them, sensing a mirrored personality that had to be appreciated, or at the very least, respected. Dogs, with their fanatical, uncomplicated, and singular devotion, were everything a man could ever ask for.”

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Book:TITLE 13: A Novel

Source: TITLE 13: A Novel