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“Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat I've ever seen trying to pretend she's a condensed version of War and Peace.”

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Book:Hallowed Murder

Source: Hallowed Murder

“Contrary to her sister-in-law Janie’s claims, Celia hadn’t been in love with Kyle Gilchrist since her childhood—she’d simply loved to annoy him. ... Armed with childish logic, Celia made it her mission to get under Kyle’s skin as often as possible. She’d drawn hearts emblazoned with her name on every one of his school notebooks. He’d retaliated by stringing up her My Little Pony collection from a tree. She’d pushed him into the stock tank. He’d held her down and tickled her until she peed her pants. She’d put a snapping turtle in his gym bag. He’d tied her to the tire swing and spun her until she puked. All harmless pranks that demanded retaliation.”

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Book:One Night Rodeo

Source: One Night Rodeo

“Regarding politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other. Someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. —Kinky Friedman”

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Book:SIMPLE TRIPLE STANDARD

Source: SIMPLE TRIPLE STANDARD

“I'm not crying, all right? I just have problems with corneal discharge.”

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Author:Thomas Corfield

“Sam [the family dog] had no idea that his fellow pet had joined a crime-fighting spy agency, and Kat wanted him to stay that way. Her identity was top-secret.”

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Book:Kat Doggers: Superspy: Book 1 of the Kat Doggers Series

Source: Kat Doggers: Superspy: Book 1 of the Kat Doggers Series

“Mark Anthony had established ascendance the day before by springing claws like flick knives and hissing like a maddened cobra. Dirk had rolled on his back and ratified the peace treaty before the ink was dry, like a dog of sense.”

Book:Clouds Among the Stars

Source: Clouds Among the Stars

“Regaring Politics: You’ve got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other; someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. —Kinky Friedman”

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Book:SIMPLE TRIPLE STANDARD

Source: SIMPLE TRIPLE STANDARD

“Cats know to always blame the dog, the humans will believe it every time and so will the dog.”

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Author:KRW