“Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.”
Quote by Amy Sedaris
Author
You May Also Like
Source: Naked
Source: Me Talk Pretty One Day
Source: David Sedaris Diaries: A Visual Compendium
“Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth.”
“But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.”
