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“I worked on USA Today as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really tried. But some topics are not truly universal.”

Quote by Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan, born on July 7, 1966, is an American comedian known for his humorous and insightful performances. His style of comedy is characterized by its wit and keen observations of everyday life, often touching on themes such as family, religion, and interpersonal relationships. more

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Book:The Madwoman's Underclothes: Essays and Occasional Writings

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Source: Delphi Complete Works of Edmund Burke (Illustrated)