“The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.” WorldTwoMoralProfessionMannersRuined Author:Alexander Woollcott
“Satire is what closes on Saturday night.” NightSatireSaturdaySaturday Night Author:George S. Kaufman
“The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.” WantKindHomeStudyDoctorsMedicineExamining Author:George S. Kaufman
“If it's freedom you want, come to Texas. No one there tells you what to do and how you have to do it.” IfsWantTexas Book:Giant Source: Giant
“America -- rather, the United States -- seems to me to be the Jew among the nations. It is resourceful, adaptable, maligned, envied, feared, imposed upon. It is warm-hearted, over-friendly; quick-witted, lavish, colorful; given to extravagant speech and gestures; its people are travelers and wanderers by nature, moving, shifting, restless; swarming in Fords, in ocean liners; craving entertainment; volatile. The chuckle among the nations of the world.” PeopleWorldStatesSeemsAmericaMovingGivenNationsUnitedUnited StatesSpeechOceanJewEntertainmentWarmFriendlyGesturesTravelerRestlessCravingShiftingHeartedColorfulExtravagantEnviedWanderersResourcefulAdaptableChucklesWarm HeartedQuick Witted Book:A Peculiar Treasure Source: A Peculiar Treasure
“We all come from our own little planets. That's why we're all different. That's what makes life interesting.” LittlesDifferentInterestingPlanets Author:Robert E. Sherwood
“Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends.” MeanEndsGamesPoorDearDelightIdiotDear God Author:Robert E. Sherwood
“If the British government is prepared to say that the Unionists will not have a veto over British government policy and that guns, vetoes and injustices will all be left outside the door, then there is no good reason why talks cannot take place in an appropriate atmosphere.” IfsReasonGovernmentLeftDoorsPolicyGunPreparedInjusticeBritishAtmosphereReason WhyAppropriateLeft OutVetoGovernment PolicyBritish Government Author:Martin McGuinness
“Well I think it has always been a mistake to reduce the peace process in Ireland to a decommissioning process.” ThinkingWellsProcessMistakeIreland Author:Martin McGuinness