“When you know absolutely nothing about the topic, make your forecast by asking a carefully selected probability sample of 300 others who don't know the answer either.” KnowsAnswersAskingTopicsProbabilityAbsolutely NothingSelectedSampleForecasts Author:Edgar Fiedler
“When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.” LooksSeemsMightDespairClothesMirrorsSuitsRelaxAppropriateKettlesSuits You Author:Simon Munnery
“When your victimhood is your empowerment, recovery is the enemy, and working on 'individual change' becomes counterproductive, even dangerous to your identity.” IndividualEnemyDangerousIdentityEmpowermentRecoveryVictimhoodCounterproductive Author:Tammy Bruce
“Where I live in Manhattan and where I work at ABC, people say conservative the way people say child molester.” PeopleWayChildrenConservativeManhattan Author:John Stossel
“Where there is no alternative there is no problem.” ProblemAlternativesNo Problem Author:James Burnham
“I'd like to start off this show by asking you all a question, cause I don't know the answer. Uh, I lost my sunglasses and yesterday I went to the Sunglass Hut. Here's the question: Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25-inch color television set? I go to the Sunglass Hut. I see a pair that I like. I don't love them. I don't. I like 'em. $309.” DoeTelevisionColorCostPairsInchesSunglassesColor Television Author:Ron White
“Why do you think the lottery is so popular? Do you think anybody would play if the super payoff was a job on the night shift in a meat-packing plant? People play it so if they win they can be rich and idle. Like I told you years ago - if work is so good, how come they have to pay us to do it?” PeopleIfsThinkingYearsPlayJobsNightWinningPayRichYears AgoPlantMeatIdleLotteryPackingPayoffNight Shift Author:Mike Royko
“Why has the South produced so many good writers? Because we got beat.” BeatsSouthGood Writers Author:Walker Percy
“Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.” WarWinningWifeTroubleArgumentIraqWinning An Argument Author:James Carville