“I think that music at inappropriate times with inappropriate volumes can be the funniest thing ever.” Quote by Ed Helms
“I want to be able to shoot laser beams out of my hands at people. That's the kind of stuff that you think all bands should do, but they don't, and I can't understand why most bands don't want to do it.” PeopleThinkingWantShouldKindI CanHandsAbleStuffBandBeamLasers Author:Wayne Coyne
“Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous.” DarkDangerousComedian Author:Patton Oswalt
“You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.” PeopleUsedCommunitySawsVideoYoutubeBusboys Author:Donald Glover
“...(that) any general system of conveying passengers would ... go at a velocity exceeding ten miles an hour, or thereabouts, is extremely improbable.” HoursTenMilesTransportationPassengersImprobableVelocityConveying Author:Thomas Tredgold
“We got into a recession because the global economy went into the recession and we're a big exporting nation.” BigsNationsEconomyRecessionsGlobal EconomyExporting Author:Stephen Harper
“Performance's only life is in the present. Performance cannot be saved, recorded, documented, or otherwise participate in the circulation of representations of representations: once it does so, it becomes something other than performance.” DoeLife IsPerformancesSavedRepresentationCirculation Book:Unmarked: The Politics of Performance Source: Unmarked: The Politics of Performance
“Performance's being...becomes itself through disappearance.” PerformancesDisappearance Author:Peggy Phelan
“Patronizing the Arts is a brilliantly nuanced assessment of why universities must become art patrons. Learning from the twentieth-century university's embrace of Big Science, Garber argues that twenty-first-century universities must rigorously devote their attention to Big Art. Provocative, witty, and layered, Patronizing the Arts cogently demonstrates the advantages for both art and the university in this new and radical alliance.” FirstsArtBigsAttentionCenturyArt IsAdvantageTwentiesEmbraceUniversityWittyArguingRadicalTwentieth CenturyAlliancesAssessmentProvocativePatronPatronizing Author:Peggy Phelan