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“I don't think interviewing people is any different than normal communication. The only thing is that it has these boundaries set upon it as to what the conversation is about.”

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John Bishop, born on November 30, 1966, is a British stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp social satire. He has made a significant impact in the comedy world. more

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