“Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn.” MenYearsLooksMadeEndsHomeBigsBlackSweetCommitmentRedYears AgoComing HomeCornBeansBarbecueBaked BeansSweet Corn Author:George Lopez
“Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.” WantBirthBarackClosestLatinoCertificatesBirth Certificate Author:George Lopez
“People who are homeless, they're not all addicts. A lot of times, they're just people who, through something like losing their job or losing someone in their life, ended up on the streets. So much of our time is spent in cars that sometimes you need to look out of those windows. And you see that a dollar, 50 cents, whatever you have, may not mean much to you, but it means everything to people who are hungry and who are in need.” PeopleNeedsLooksMayMeanSometimesJobsStreetsCarLosingWindowDollarsHungryOur TimeCentsHomelessAddictLosing Someone Author:George Lopez
“My grandmother instilled in me a toughness that comes with survival. She was a tough lady and never truly enjoyed her life. She would always worry about things and I would tell her that it wasn't going to get her anywhere and it didn't. I wasn't even that smart back then, but I knew that worrying about everyone else wasn't good for her health. As Latinos, we stress and worry so much about the future when the future is today. As long as we protect what's good in our lives, we will be all right.” LongTodayWorryOur LivesProtectSurvivalSmartToughStressEnjoyedGrandmotherMy GrandmotherLatinoToughnessStress And WorryTough Lady Author:George Lopez
“I used to be ashamed by the way that I grew up. I tried to lie my way through better times, but when you think that honesty and truth is really your best weapon you embrace it and put it behind you. In the end, it drives you and motivates you to do good work. No one should be ashamed about where they come from as long as you desire to be a compassionate and decent person.” ThinkingWayShouldPersonsLongEndsUsedLyingDesireBehindsHonestyGrewTruth IsGrew UpWeaponsEmbraceUsed To BeMy WayDecentAshamedCompassionateGood WorkBehind YouTruth And Honesty Author:George Lopez
“If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.” IfsTogetherLaughingWifePromiseLaughterFoundationMedicineMy WifeWorking TogetherI PromiseKidneysSave A LifeMake You LaughLaughter Is The Best Medicine Author:George Lopez
“It's an honor to walk in the footsteps of a legend. As host I intend to honor the tradition of The Bob Hope Classic and have a great time blazing a new path.” WalksPathHonorTraditionClassicLegendsHostBobFootstepsGreat TimesBlazingNew Paths Author:George Lopez
“If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you could have all the season's contestants of America's Next Top Model in you. I hope I get reincarnated as your feet. That way, you'd never see my face again... Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted you. Because in my country, cows are sacred.” IfsKnowsWayPersonsCountryAmericaFacesNextFeetModelsSeasonsSacredSorryFatsCowsI'm SorrySkinnyTrainersInsultedContestantsTop Model Author:George Lopez
“My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something, about what I was capable of, but I didn't get it. Over time, I've sort of lived the message in that book, and I couldn't have without what golf taught me. So I put it in my bag while I played the Old Course, and on the last hole when I posed on the Swilcan Bridge, I held it up.” TryingBookLastsCoursesWifeTaughtMarriedMessagesCapableGolfMy WifeHolesBridgesBagsDrs Author:George Lopez
“Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.” ShouldCharacterShowsAbleLead Characters Author:George Lopez