“If you've got a Corvette that runs into a brick wall, you know what's going to happen. He's a Corvette. I'm a brick wall.” IfsKnowsHappensRunningWallBasketballBricksBrick WallLakers Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked.” IfsKnowsHas BeensNamesMemoriesBasketballEmsShockedLakers Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“Let's put it in old movie Mafia terms. There are guys that are in position to get by but they didn't wait their turn. They back-doored the top guy to get the power. For example, Sonny Corleone went up there, and he wanted to be the top guy. And the Godfather said, 'You know what dude, I'm a star.' That's what I'm doing now, and that's what I was trying to do with what's-his-name.” KnowsTryingSaidWantedGuyTurnsNamesStarsWaitingTermExamplePositionBasketballMafiaLakersOld MovieCorleone Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“There is nothing to say because I know everything about him. I raised him. I know what's a charade, and I know what's not a charade. I'll leave it at that.” KnowsBasketballRaisedLakersCharades Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“There is nothing for me to be sour about. What you got to understand is that I'm a military man. We usually do my shift for four or five years and then you got to move on.” MenYearsMovingFiveFourMilitaryBasketballFive YearsSourLakersMilitary ManGot To Move On Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.” TryingBasketballLakersShaq Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out with that dude because the dude is a weirdo.” IfsKnowsWellsOpinionBasketballDo You KnowHungWeirdoLakersPersonal Opinions Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that's how I am. I'm true.” BasketballBallsCopSay AnythingLakers Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.” IfsDiesBasketballSticksSimplicityHorribleLakers Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.” NextAnswersPleaseBasketballTricksLakers Author:Shaquille O'Neal