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“Madaming is the sort of thing that happens to you - like getting a battlefield commission or becoming the dean of women at Stanford University.”

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Sally Stanford

Sally Stanford is a mysterious figure active in the 20th century. Her career and life experience are still unclear, but she may have made some achievements in a certain field. more

“With me being in so many pain from when you have a betrayal from your best friend - who was my husband - and the girl got pregnant, I couldn't even get out of bed. The only thing that saved me was my stand-up. I would get on stage and just talk about stuff, and I made people laugh. A lot of women e-mail me and say, 'How do you smile? How do you laugh at something like this?' That's how I do it. I laugh because that's how I get through pain.”

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Author:Sherri Shepherd

“What I do is put my characters into situations that are so precarious there is no way to get out. And then I figure how to get them out.”

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Author:Sidney Sheldon

“Sometimes, when you are in the public eye, you just really need to just be part of the crowd, and look at other people rather than other people look at you.”

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Author:Suzanne Somers

“Basically, I'm in a kilt and a white shirt every day. So, you know, I don't have a lot of scope, and I'm really picky about what I wear. Even if it's weird, it's very particular to me. And you can't make a business out of what I would wear. We'd be out of business.”

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Author:Marc Jacobs

“Presidential candidates don't chew gum.”

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Author:Theodore C. Sorensen

“I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.”

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Author:Wanda Sykes

“To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.”

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Author:Wanda Sykes

“You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.”

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Author:Wanda Sykes

“That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you can't satisfy that one woman, why do you want to piss off another one? Why have two angry women in the bed with you at the same time? And think about it - you know how much you hate to talk after sex, imagine having two women just nagging you to death.”

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Author:Wanda Sykes

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