“My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.”
Quote by Chic Murray
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“We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons.”
“A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.”
“I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time.”
“My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.”
“She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.”
