“Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.” TeamHairChestsWrestlingCindy Author:Roddy Piper
“Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.” BallsStrikesWrestlingWweSantanaTito Author:Bobby Heenan
“Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.” MayWestWrestlingPro Wrestling Author:Roddy Piper