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“All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.”

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Cynthia Heimel
Cynthia Heimel

Cynthia Heimel was an American writer born on July 13, 1947, and passed away on February 25, 2018. Known for her unique sense of humor and feminist perspective, her work spanned various forms including novels, essays, and memoirs. more

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