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“I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.”

Quote by Ogden Nash

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Ogden Nash was an American poet known for his witty and humorous poetry. His works are characterized by their clever wordplay and satire, and have been beloved by readers. more

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