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“Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.”

Quote by Rita Rudner

Book:Tickled Pink: A Comic Novel

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Tickled Pink: A Comic Novel

Tickled Pink is a comic novel that takes readers on a journey through the humorous and often absurd aspects of everyday life. The book is filled with witty observations and cleverly crafted situations that are designed to evoke laughter and amusement. Through its engaging and entertaining narrative, the novel offers a unique perspective on the human condition, highlighting the absurdity and joy that can be found in the mundane. With its blend of humor and storytelling, Tickled Pink is sure to bring a smile to readers' faces. more

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Rita Rudner, born on September 17, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Her career began in the 1980s, and she gained widespread recognition for her unique sense of humor and witty dialogue. Rudner is known for her performances in television, radio, and on stage, with her work often exploring themes such as women, marriage, and family. more

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