“If you're opposites, you complement each other; you aren't jealous. Just annoyance and fighting, as opposed to rivalry.” Quote by Matthew Friedberger
“I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.” FitDisneylandAdorableMormonism Author:Trey Parker
“Although I had good hand-eye coordination, I was so tall and skinny and muscularly weak that I just was not well coordinated. But what I started to do quite early on was watch some of the great old silent comedians, like Laurel and Hardy and Chaplin, and then later on Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton.” WellsHandsEyeWatchesWeakSilentComedianTallSkinnyHardyLaurelsCoordinationChaplinBustersLaurel And Hardy Author:John Cleese
“I could take an umbrella and balance it on my chin or on my foot. And I just got interested in that kind of thing. And as I played games more and more and got stronger physically, I just became more coordinated.” KindGamesFeetBalanceStrongerChinsUmbrella Author:John Cleese
“By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could learn something, I sort of added that to my repertoire.” ComedyTricksComedianPhysical Comedy Author:John Cleese
“I've always found life quite difficult to explain to people or to myself.” PeopleFoundDifficult Author:John Cleese
“I think there are so many activities going on, like mountaineering. You know, you would pay good money not to have to do that, and yet there are people racing out who want to spend their spare time clambering up rocks.” PeopleThinkingKnowsWantPayRocksActivityRacingSparesMountaineeringSpare TimeGood Money Author:John Cleese
“Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.” PeopleKnowsExcitedSexuallyRubberLatex Author:John Cleese
“I don't understand why very, very rich people want to have even more money than they've already got.” PeopleWantRichMore MoneyRich People Author:John Cleese
“I think that I feel an indignation when I don't understand something.” ThinkingFeelsIndignation Author:John Cleese