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Quote by Graham Chapman

“Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.”

Quote by Graham Chapman

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Graham Chapman was a renowned British comedian, best known for his roles in the Monty Python comedy troupe. Born on January 8, 1941, he passed away on October 4, 1989. Chapman was beloved for his unique sense of humor and profound character interpretations. more

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