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Math with Bad Drawings

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““¿Crees que todos pueden llegar a ser felices? La felicidad de una persona es el sufrimiento de otra, ¿sabes? No importa la buena voluntad que tengas, terminaras hiriendo a alguien sin saberlo, ¿crees que tienes la suficiente fuerza y coraje para soportar la carga del mundo? Oh Punpun, serás cobarde. ¿Sabes cual es la mejor forma de evitar que alguien te hiera? Matarles antes de que suceda.””

“– Я уверен, что после сегодняшнего траханья ты забеременеешь. Столько спермы, сколько я спустился в твою развратную щель, не может быть расходовано в пустую, какое-то зернышко и прорастёт.”

“Of course." He picked up the brown bag of candy on the table. "What's your . . ." He trailed off as he weighed the bag in his hands. "Didn't I give you three pounds of candy?" She smiled impishly. "You ate half the bag!" "Was I supposed to save it?" "I would have liked some!" "You never told me that." "Because I didn't expect you to consume all of it before breakfast!" She snatched the bag from him and put it on the table. "Well, that just shows poor judgement on your part, doesn't it?”

“We go on in her room, where we like to set. I get up in the big chair and she get up on me and smile, bounce a little. "Tell me bout the brown wrapping. And the present." She so excited, she squirming. She has to jump off my lap, squirm a little to get it out. Then she crawl back up. That's her favorite story cause when I tell it, she get two presents. I take the brown wrapping from my Piggly Wiggly grocery bag and wrap up a little something, like piece a candy, inside. Then I use the white paper from my Cole's Drug Store bag and wrap another one just like it. She take it real serious, the unwrapping, letting me tell the story bout how it ain't the color a the wrapping that count, it's what we is inside.”