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“Michael tousled my hair and said, "Remember, no more skateboards, right?" And then this gem: "If you ever break your arm skateboarding again..." He paused, flashing me a dimpled Charles Ingalls grin, which then suddenly disappeared. "I'll break the other one.”

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Book:Confessions of a Prairie Bitch: How I Survived Nellie Oleson and Learned to Love Being Hated

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Confessions of a Prairie Bitch: How I Survived Nellie Oleson and Learned to Love Being Hated

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Alison Arngrim, born on January 18, 1962, is an American actress who gained widespread recognition for her role as Natalie Greenacre in the television series 'Little House on the Prairie'. more

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