“I would give you my grandma’s slow-knitted Duck Soup dance-routine recipe, but my grandpa sold it to Roger Bannister for three minutes and 59 seconds. I think he could have gotten 3:58 for it, if he’d have just gone the extra mile.”
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BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight
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