“Trying to build the world’s largest telescope atop the most sacred mountain in Hawaii is a cultural violation to the Hawaiian’s.” MountainSacredHawaiiViolationTelescopeCulturalLargestAtopWorld SHawaiian S Author:Steven Magee
“I have seen a lot of funky things atop Mauna Kea in Hawaii.” OshaAltitudeMaunaKeaTmtHawaiiThingsFunkySeenAtop Author:Steven Magee
“Nasty chapped lips was always a problem at the end of several night shifts atop the very high altitude summit of Mauna Kea.” NightLipsAltitudeMaunaKeaNastySummitShiftsAtopChapped Author:Steven Magee
“There were no control room humidifiers when I worked atop the very high altitude summit of Mauna Kea and they showed up as I was leaving.” LeavingControlAltitudeMaunaKeaSummitRoomWorkedAtopHumidifiers Author:Steven Magee
“Humidity could be at 100% or near to zero, depending on the weather atop the very high altitude summit of Mauna Kea.” WeatherAltitudeZeroMaunaKeaHawaiiSummitHumidityAtopDepending Author:Steven Magee
“The Thirty Meter Telescope does not belong atop a sacred Hawaiian mountain.” MountainSacredThirtyRadiationTelescopeMeterHypoxiaHawaiianBelongAtop Author:Steven Magee
“My girlfriend changed gender working atop Mauna Kea and I lost her to the ladies!” LostChangedGenderGirlfriendMaunaKeaHawaiiWorkingLadiesAtop Author:Steven Magee
“Career Advisor: So walk me through your options Hitler: Mainly I'm thinking art school, and we'll see what happens after that Career Advisor: Art school! You'd be good at that, what are your backups? Hitler: I don't really have any backups; I'm pretty sold on art school. Career Advisor: Bet” Motivational Author:Adolf Hitler
“I was hallucinating without the ‘Mad Honey’ atop 13,800 feet Mauna Kea!” AstronomyHawaiiTelescopesHawaiianObservatoriesHawaii IslandMauna KeaAtopHallucinatingMad Honey Author:Steven Magee
“The Thirty Meter Telescope atop Mauna Kea is arguably one of the most disliked projects in the history of scientific discovery.” HistoryTmtHawaiiScientific DiscoveryHawaiianMauna KeaAtopThirty Meter TelescopeArguablyMost Disliked Projects Author:Steven Magee