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“When the vast majority of your interactions with somebody have been brutally critical--warlike, even--and you also personally caused almost all the bad things that ever happened to them, it may take a while before they don't feel spooked by your presence.”

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Book:Solutions and Other Problems
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Solutions and Other Problems

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