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“Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder." Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.”

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Book:Seduction and Snacks

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“Wow, she doesn't have any bones. Like, at all. Where the f*ck are her bones? Am I still drunk? Did I sleep with a blow-up doll? Again? I pealed my eyes open one at a time so the rays of sun shining in the room wouldn't make me go blind. Once my eyes adjusted to the light, I looked down and groaned. Nope, not drunk, just hugging a pillow.”

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“Could you stand still please?' Sylvia says in an irritated voice. If she had sweaty balls and an almost-boner she wouldn't be so judgmental. Am I right, or am I right?”

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Book:Futures and Frosting

Source: Futures and Frosting

“You're probably also wondering how in the hell I can possibly be twenty-five years old when just yesterday I was four. I know, it's a tough pill to swallow. I'm not a foul-mouthed, cute little kid anymore. I'm now a foul-mouthed, cute adult.”

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Book:Love and Lists

Source: Love and Lists

“Love and lists. Just remember, love and lists. Nothing else matters.”

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Book:Love and Lists

Source: Love and Lists

“What's so dangerous about my arms?' he murmured. 'For me, everything.”

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Book:Legendary

Source: Legendary

“There were shipwrecks more graceful than Tella.”

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Book:Legendary

Source: Legendary

“I don't know if you're my true love, Donatella. All I know is that I want you to be.”

Book:Finale

Source: Finale

“Arrogant. Overconfident. Vain. Impossible. She hated the way he refused to leave her alone, how he took her insults the same way other boys might take a compliment, and that his interest in her was clearly only part of his role. And yet she could never seem to push him away.”

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Book:Legendary

Source: Legendary

“Why aren’t you dressed like a leopard with butterfly wings, or a unicorn?” A sliver of a grin. “Not even Legend could make me dress like a unicorn.” “But unicorns are magical, and then all the ladies would want to pet you.”

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Book:Legendary

Source: Legendary

“Tella claimed she didn’t want love—she liked to say love trapped and controlled and ripped hearts apart. But the truth was she also knew love healed and held people together, and deep down she wanted it more than anything. She enjoyed the kisses, but a part of her always wished that whenever she walked away from a boy he’d run after her, beg her to stay, and then promise he’d never leave.”

Book:Legendary

Source: Legendary