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“Liz asked me the other day what I thought about twice baked potatoes. How the fuck should I know? Was I supposed to be thinking about twice baked potatoes all this time? Is this where I went wrong? Are grown men supposed to have an opinion about twice baked potatoes?”

Humor Marriage Couples Tara Sivec Futures And Frosting

Book:Futures and Frosting

Source: Futures and Frosting

“Death changes everyone....It changes the way you think, the way you feel, and the way you live your life. Sometimes it makes you thankful for what you have, but more often than not, it makes you regret what you've lost.”

Love Life Death Regret Tara Sivec

Book:Watch over Me

Source: Watch over Me

“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to his pillow - Globs: piles of white chocolate covered, crushed potato chips and pretzels drizzled with caramel. I figured it would soften him up to the note I placed next to the box telling him if he left the toilet seat up one more time and my ass got an involuntary bath at six in the morning, I would put super glue on the head of his penis while he slept. I had even signed the note with a couple of Xs and Os. Who says romance is dead?”

Chocolate Lovers Tara Sivec Futures And Frosting

Book:Futures and Frosting

Source: Futures and Frosting

“Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder." Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.”

Chocolate Lovers Tara Sivec Seduction And Snacks

Book:Seduction and Snacks

Source: Seduction and Snacks

“Wow, she doesn't have any bones. Like, at all. Where the f*ck are her bones? Am I still drunk? Did I sleep with a blow-up doll? Again? I pealed my eyes open one at a time so the rays of sun shining in the room wouldn't make me go blind. Once my eyes adjusted to the light, I looked down and groaned. Nope, not drunk, just hugging a pillow.”

Humor Tara Sivec Seduction And Snacks

Author:Tara Sivec

“Could you stand still please?' Sylvia says in an irritated voice. If she had sweaty balls and an almost-boner she wouldn't be so judgmental. Am I right, or am I right?”

Humor Tara Sivec

Book:Futures and Frosting

Source: Futures and Frosting

“You're probably also wondering how in the hell I can possibly be twenty-five years old when just yesterday I was four. I know, it's a tough pill to swallow. I'm not a foul-mouthed, cute little kid anymore. I'm now a foul-mouthed, cute adult.”

Tara Sivec Love And Lists

Book:Love and Lists

Source: Love and Lists

“Love and lists. Just remember, love and lists. Nothing else matters.”

Tara Sivec Love And Lists

Book:Love and Lists

Source: Love and Lists