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“I can teach you how to dance, but I can't teach you how to be sexy. Well, I mean I can, but it'll cost you an additional $19.95.”

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

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“She danced madly, ecstatically, drunk with pleasure, with no thought for anything, in the triumph of her beauty, in the pride of her success, in a cloud of happiness made up of this universal homage and admiration, of the desires she had aroused, of the completeness of a victory so dear to her feminine heart.”

Fun Dance Femininity

Book:The Necklace

Source: The Necklace

“Dance critics all over the world have called my body moves, “Sculpturesque,” “As full of motion as a Rodin statue,” and “Like watching Helen Keller eat Jell-O with her elbows.” My dancing is so still and silent that it belongs on a shelf in a library, next to other great literature.”

Humor Funny Literature Dancing Dance Library Absurd Nonsense

Book:94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

Source: 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“Then he gives me his quicksilver smile, the kind that makes me feel as though we are friends conspiring together. 'Since you're in a benevolent mood, perhaps you'll also dance with me.' My surprise must be evident. 'Why?' He grins. 'To celebrate you continuing with this quest. Because we're at a party. So that Queen Annet believes we've got nothing to hide.' 'Do we have something to hide?' I ask. He smiles wider, giving me a tug toward the revellers. 'Always.”

Dance Holly Black Smiling The Stolen Heir Suren Wren Hide Oak Oak Greenbriar Asking To Dance

Book:The Stolen Heir

Source: The Stolen Heir

“Some songs should be silent. They would be more danceable if they were ear camouflaged.”

Humor Song Silence Music Dancing Dance Songs Camouflage

Book:I design saxophone music in blocks, like Stonehenge

Source: I design saxophone music in blocks, like Stonehenge

“I dance like both my shoes are nailed to the wall. It goes way beyond mere performance and into the realm of art. I am the Rodin of the music world.”

Art Humor Music Dancing Dance Shoes Sculpture Surreal Performance Rodin

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“Someone poisoned the High King, and he is going to laugh and dance himself to death in front of a Court that will veer between delight and disgust. They will think him ridiculous as his heart stops.”

Death Dance Ridiculous Holly Black Laugh The Folk Of The Air Cardan Greenbriar Cardan The Wicked King Poisoned

Book:The Wicked King

Source: The Wicked King

“The sun does not rise in the sky in loneliness; we are with him. The moon would be lost in isolation if we did not greet her with song. The stars dance together, and we dance with them.”

Song Stars Sun Loneliness Moon Singing Dancing Dance Star

Book:An Acceptable Time

Source: An Acceptable Time

“...from the opposite side of the meadow, dozens of shimmering shapes floated out across the grass, little more than mirages of moonlight. That was when the singing began. It was a collective voice, but in it existed both male and female- two sides of the same coin, singing to each other in a call and response. I raised a hand to my throat as their music rose and they danced. Ghostly and ethereal, they waltzed across the field, no more than slender slants of moonlight. 'What are they?' ''Will-o'-the-wisps- spirits of air and light,' he said softly. 'Come to celebrate the solstice.' 'They're beautiful.' His lips grazed my neck as he murmured against my skin. 'Dance with me, Feyre.' 'Really?' I turned and found my face mere inches from him. He cracked a lazy smile. 'Really.' As though I were nothing but air myself, he pulled me into a sweeping dance.”

Dancing Dance Sarah J Maas Feyre Feyre Archeron A Court Of Thorns And Roses Tamlin Magical Will O The Wisps

Book:A Court of Thorns and Roses

Source: A Court of Thorns and Roses

“Shall we put our dance practice to some purpose?' he asks. 'Dance?' I ask, my voice coming out a little high. His gaze goes to the circles of leaping and cavorting Folk. I wonder if he is in shock. I have just come from betraying him. I feel rather shocked about it. I put my hand in his as if mesmerised. There is only the warmth of his fingers against my chilly skin. His amber fox eyes, pupils wide and dark. His teeth catch his lip, as though he's nervous. I reach up and touch his cheek. Blood and freckles. He's shaking a little. I guess if I'd done what he did, I'd still be shaking, too.”

Dance Nervous Holly Black The Stolen Heir Oak Oak Greenbriar Asking To Dance Mesmerised

Book:The Stolen Heir

Source: The Stolen Heir

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