“Teddy Roosevelt had handpicked Taft as his successor, and when Teddy Roosevelt tells you to do something, you goddamn do it or risk having him punch you in the butt so hard your poop stays inside you forever out of fear of possibly running into Roosevelt.”
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How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country
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