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“Stress level: extreme. It's like she was a jar with the lid screwed on too tight, and inside the jar were pickles, angry pickles, and they were fermenting, and about to explode.”

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Six Impossible Things

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Fiona Wood
Fiona Wood

Fiona Wood is a renowned plastic surgeon, born on February 2, 1958. She has made significant contributions to the field of plastic surgery, particularly in facial reconstruction and burn treatment. more

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