“Judas: “Hey, nice uppercut, Prince of Peace. Whatever happened to your “turn the other cheek“ pablum? Jesus: It’s good in theory, but I take things on a case by case basis.”
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Passion Play: Written, Produced & Directed by Jesus H. Christ
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