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“I'm so good at math that you can ask me any question, any equation, and I'll convert it into trumpet sounds with my mouth. If it's tough enough, I may answer with Dizzy Gillespie noises.”

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Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

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