“When we were kids, getting your mouth washed out with soap was punishment. But today, I’m selling duck-soup-flavored soap that your own kids will beg to have for dinner, which you’ll eat under a waterfall for maximum bubbles.”
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Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
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