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“But I think I want to become part of Scotland when I die. In a coffin, you just turn to dust, so I would prefer to be buried in a wicker casket, or in a sheet like the Africans do, so that I actually become part of the earth. I would like a tree to be planted on top of me. And I told my wife Pamela a long time ago the epitaph that I want on my gravestone: Jesus Christ, is that the time already? Failing that, I would like an epitaph in writing so tiny that visitors would have to inch right next to my gravestone to read it. It would say: You're standing on my balls.”

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Book:Coming Home: My Grand Adventures in a Wee Country

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Billy Connolly, born on November 24, 1942, is a Scottish comedian, comedy writer, film actor, and singer. His career began in the 1960s, and he became known for his unique sense of humor and versatile performance style. Connolly has gained acclaim for his performances in theater, television, and film, particularly in the comedy genre. His work spans a variety of styles and is beloved by audiences worldwide. more

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