“But I think I want to become part of Scotland when I die. In a coffin, you just turn to dust, so I would prefer to be buried in a wicker casket, or in a sheet like the Africans do, so that I actually become part of the earth. I would like a tree to be planted on top of me. And I told my wife Pamela a long time ago the epitaph that I want on my gravestone: Jesus Christ, is that the time already? Failing that, I would like an epitaph in writing so tiny that visitors would have to inch right next to my gravestone to read it. It would say: You're standing on my balls.” DeathDyingDark HumorBlack HumorDeath Humor Book:Coming Home: My Grand Adventures in a Wee Country Source: Coming Home: My Grand Adventures in a Wee Country
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?” FunnyQuotesHumourHumorousQuoteIronyIronicFunny QuotesLawnsGraveGravestoneFunny QuoteThistlesWeedsQuotableQuotable QuoteLawnQuotablesDeath HumorThistle Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading