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“So if you'll excuse me I'm going to yell at phantom children to stay off my non-existent lawn. I will tell them how arcade games were the original multiplayer if they make nice and choose not to get help from the bottle kids.” ChildrenArcadesPhantomLawnArcadeArcade GamesBottle KidsMultiplayerPhantom Children Book:94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat Source: 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat
“Rothstein worked with Park Avenue men as beards in the club-house, and with Broadway characters, such as Morris the Boob on The Lawn, and he probably bet away from the track, too.” BroadwayLawnPark AvenueMorris The BoobRothstein Book:King of the Jews Source: King of the Jews
“I’d move to trim the front hedges by hand in an insane act of “yard maintenance.” This act of kaiju sized bonsai left me exhausted to attempt any more complex yard acts, but it did give me time to ponder the control a hand tool can provide.” GardeningYardsHedgerowsYard WorkHedgesLawnKaiju Book:A Pandemic Gardening Journal Source: A Pandemic Gardening Journal